SUPER DEBI!!!!!!!!!

i haven't been to work in three days. i would say its a lovely thing not to have to work for three days but im sick. sick and miserable! not really sure what it is but my nose is killing me. It won't make up its mind whether it is runny or stuffy.

im sure im like most people, i hate doing shit when im sick. It could be the simplest task and it seems like lifting an elephant. pleeeease don't ask me to do anything and please don't ask me for anything cuss you will def. see the bitchy side of me.

needless to say, if i don't do it, it won't get done. for instance....dishes?




still sitting there waiting to be washed.

laundry?



overflowing!

i won't even disgust you with the garbage can! (which by the way is Eddies chore anyway)

maybe the house wouldn't bother me so much if i didn't hear from my job 100 times in the past three days. they don't even think to themselves maybe she really doesn't feel well and we should prolly let her get her rest. i have already heard that i have many messages and notes on my desk for when i get back.

seems like the whole world stops functioning and is waiting until i feel better to continue. i asked Eddie today...(because he asked me to go to the store and i told him i didn't want to) what have you done while i have been sick?

his answer......"you didn't ask me to do anything"

ugh..

are you blind....can you not see????????

do you really think its nesassary for me to have to ask you to do the dishes when you can see for yourself that they need to be done? or maybe the fact that you don't have any clean clothes.....that could be a hint.

no no no i am waiting to do the dishes....i am having a contest with the neighbor to see who can have the smellest fucking house. i want you to stink from wearing dirty clothes.

i know men are hopless when it comes to these things and normally it wouldn't get to me as much...but being sick does it for me.

now if only i could harness that power and use it for good! ;]